"Greasy Old Fat Man"

Eat your heart out, Garth Brooks!

"Big, Fat, Ugly & Stupid"

This is for all the teachers who said I'd never amount to anything.

"Cm7b6b9 to Fm9 for 3:40"

I find the Cm7b6b9 chord resolving to the Fm9 the most satisfying chord change in music.

And 3:40 of it just perfect. Thanks to Adam Neely for the inspiration.

"The Genius of Tom Green"

"For Robert Bresson"