Sunday, December 23, 2012
"Philosophy of Farful"
If you're thinkin' of giving up on your dreams, you can put that idea in a shopping cart and throw it out the window.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
"Philosophy of Farful"
The solution to loneliness: Become miserable. After all, "misery loves company."
Sunday, December 16, 2012
"Philosophy of Farful"
If you're born Ron Jekyll and you wanna be a doctor, you better just kiss that dream good-bye. It's not in the cards, brother.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
"Dear Ashley"
Right now, I feel like I'm living like an animal, but that I need to take it further. For starters, I don't feel as though I should be living indoors; I feel like I should be living in the wild -- or at the very least in my car. I'd like to live like a werewolf and hunt my food. I was watching something on MTV about people who live in the woods, off the land, and one of the girls was attractive, so I feel like that's positive and could work out for me. Here are the pros and cons I've come up with for being a werewolf:
Pros Cons
It's cool Shun by many in society
Don't have to worry Probably can't run for elected office
about health insurance
Get to live outside
Sincerely,
Marc Farful
(Probably gonna
become a werewolf)
Sincerely,
Marc Farful
(Probably gonna
become a werewolf)
Monday, December 10, 2012
"Facts About Ben Franklin"
- He was in a death metal band.
- His favorite food was spaghetti.
- His nickname was "The Electric Old Man."
- He would watch static on TV because it relaxed him.
- He couldn't swim.
- Favorite flower: daffodils.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
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