"Project: Evil Judge"

I've always thought people's head shots looked ridiculous and/or lame, and how great it would be to have an off-the-wall head shot. So what I did was buy a wig and take that, and the gown I had from my college graduation, and then got a really cheap head shot done:

Then I sent it to every casting call I could with the following note:

P.S. Do you have any roles for an evil judge?

"Love Is A Battlefield (Trailer)"

Trailer for our new movie!

"Philosophy of Farful"

If you don't got it, flaunt it.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Sometimes your clothes will get a bad energy and you need to burn them.

"Our Newest Member"

Pictured to the left is the newest member of the Catch-22 family, Alan Kaufman. Alan thinks he's better than us -- and we'd have to agree: Whether he's sporting his trademark V-neck or insulting me, he's got that eliteness, better-than-you quality. Alan . . . welcome to the fold. Your comeuppance is right around the corner.