"Monster Party"

From the album, "Monster Party!"

"My New Invention!"

Have you ever been reading CliffsNotes and thought: "Man, this is almost as long as the book I don't wanna read"? Well, Marc Farful has heard your cries and invented . . . Abridged CliffsNotes! The most abbreviated, cut-to-the-chase synopsis' you can find. Let us take Moby Dick, for example:

This dude, Captain Ahab, got his leg bit off by a whale and so he goes after him to no avail. Lesson: Cut your losses, especially when dealing with giant killer whale.

"The Two-by-Four-Following-Me-Around Blues"

"Philosophy of Farful"

Conventional wisdom tells us that you can lead a man to water, but you can't make him drink. Farful tells us that you can drown that ungrateful bastard in that very same water! Riverside, motherfucker!

"Canonball! The Movie!"

"Message from Sean Connery"